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lewd scoff's earliest musical memory was at six a.m this morning when his clock radio woke him up to the sound of banal poppy shit since then he has had a lot more musical memories but like most of the other memories he has had, he's forgotten them. when asked about the diferent instruments he plays he will usually chortle " the fool and the idiot as they have the same fingering". he vaguely remembers playing the saxophone at school but that could of been a very cool bong. he knows he has certificates in things other than microwave cookery and bungee jumping but once handed them in at coles thinking they were food stamps. 'when i write i usually use a pen in my right hand and a piece of paper' he argued in a rather vicious series of questions designed by top dogs everywhere. it is thought amongst insane circles that this confused little man couldnt of done it without the time tested patience of his partner b.j. he also loves his cats but gets over claw marks on his balls and furr