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My name is Pontiac Valentine and I live on the Gold Coast, Australia. It is not an honest city, it is not a heartwarming city. It is shallow and self-centred like your girlfriend probably is. I take this city's soulless caricature by the balls and wring them dry to write songs reminiscent of country and folk's golden-era. The songs are listened to by no-one. One day I will perform them to empty rooms.