Prince caspian and the service station attendants arose from the ashes of spoonful of jesus which arose from the ashes of the beeachification of saint baz. now that the dust has settled the real story can be told. It was a lonely highway in the dark woods in the middle of nowhere some ways south of singleton where caspian and his merry band of servo attendants dispensed their unique brand of wisdom. shouting slightly to be heard over the kick-boxing lesbians, he said, "like man, you have to live life cause, like man, it's the only one you've got man." but after a significant pause while he inhaled his own gaseous form of inspiration he continued, "you'se guys aren't leaving here, ever. once you've been here you can never leave, cause like, you're here and even if you do leave, you'll remember, or one of us will remember this night, and like, you'll still be here for that moment you remember. so you see? you'll never truly leave." and in his own fucked up way he was right,
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