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"...when I came across an infantile cassette cover, apparently put together by an autistic 7-year-old in PowerPoint. 45 minutes later, my mouth was agape, vomit staining the front of my expertly-tailored power suit. The pUdjEm cassette had gone silent, resting inside the cassette player, like a moist demon. The stench was delicious."