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Randy Cane has always stood out in a crowd - head-and-shoulders above the rest he towers high. Course, being a man-mountain never did no harm to his luck with the ladies but he has seen his fair share of pain too...(it gets ya wonderin: does a big man hurt more than a smaller man?...it's worth thinkin' about....at least for a second). Like the time Randy was trekking across the frozen north with his dog team - they'd been out in the bitter ice-cold for 3 days and nights when a huge storm rolled in straight off of the pole...Randy had to dig 8 feet down into the drift with his bare hands to escape the deathly wind! There he stayed for 28 days - drinkin his own piss and 1 by 1 eating his dogs...now THAT'S pain!!! I could go on but I won't - it hurts this average-size man too much to even think about. Needless to say Randy makes music that offers some solace from the hurts of this world. You can escape into one of his tunes as he twists tales of gun-wielding bogans, has-been Elvis-