Regicide write songs about serious issues like cannibals in love.. and eating each other, zombie surfers, ending relationships with Communists, con-men fleeing to Rio, dancing in bomb shelters to forget about war and how much work sucks. If you like dancing with bears and elephants and some wicked rock you should definitely check them out!! The True History and Future of Regicide... In the year 2020 posers, try-hards and dickheads had finally killed music as we knew it. Rock was dead and the world was a very terrible place. A mass plague of boredom swept the earth and people were carking-it left right and centre. The world leader at the time was a Dancing Bear named Bower B. Bear. He was very upset that without rock, he could not dance.. But he quickly remembered listening to JJJ many years before. His favourite host Dools was a robot sent back in time to dance. (Even though Bower had beat Dools in a Dance-Off at Adam and Wil's Final Broadcast) So he called upon his faithful
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