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one night i was walking through the local park on my way home from the pub with a bag of beers, and i saw an old lady wrestling over her handbag with a young man. i ran over to approach the man and he quickly let go of the bag and screamed "help, that fucking old cunt lady took my bag". i wasnt sure if he was lying, but i introduced myself to him anyway. he said his name was "bill. . . . .wild bill". i thought 'wow, what a fucking tool', but he had a crazy look in his eye like he would make love to a man for a beer, so i gave him one for free instead. me and bill kept walking. after a couple minutes we noticed a bloke sleeping on the ground covered in newspaper and his own piss with a cock drawn on his forehead. the guy seemed to be well dressed though, as though he wasnt actually homeless but just loved sleeping on the street because he was just a weird cunt. i felt sorry for the guy, and i noticed that he had an empty beer next to him so i said, "hi im roger, would you like a