Ryan and his ukuleles; Allen, Greg, Arnold Schwartzentwanger, Spruce Willis, Jean Claude Van Darn Cool, Pluck Norris and Sylvester Stalovely are only here for two reasons to drink pepsi max and play some ukulele comedy songs - he's nearly finished his pepsi max so that only leaves the comedy songs... although he could probably organise a roster so he could manage to do both anyway. Ryan has written many songs about the big issues: addiction (to apps on his iphone), murder (in video games), disappoinment, and hobbit feet. Listen to some of his songs with your ears. You can find more music on his soundcloud via his website. Word.
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