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If Sargent Sapphire was a goulash it would have big funky pieces of pork, tasty thick slabs of beef all floating in a luscious yet spicy goulash sauce. I don't know what else goes in a goulash but it would no doubt be rhythmically pounded to perfection. Fortunately, Sargent Sapphire is an alternative rock band and not a hearty eastern European soup, because it would be the utmost pinnacle of culinary excellence and you would just have to eat it (even if you're a vegan). If you ate it then it wouldn't exist anymore and that would really suck. Fortunately no mastication or digestion is required to enjoy the energetic experimental stylings of Sargent Sapphire. Lets face it, it's pretty hard (though not impossible) to express complex emotion and sociopolitical issues through cooking. So open up your ear holes and let the tasty grooves of Sargent Sapphire flow into your head and be digested by your brain juices.