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In the year zero Satan said to his little elf like dude, there will one day be a band to rival all bands. They will make music such an expierience that people will become smarter just by listening to it. "Why?" Asked that little shit of a thing, to which Satan replied: "Because they'll shit themselves, piss themselves, vomit, have multiple orgasms and excrete blood from all those other orifices resulting in a body thats not occupied by physical needs anymore, leaving time to reflect on the world, conscience, the universe and the wierd noises coming at them through their listening devices; the wierd noises created by SLABSLIDER."