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Slam Dusty is a 23 year old age-fluid classical rave pianist from regional QLD. He is self taught but for the purposes of this unconvincing bio studied piano at the Melbourne Conservatorium of Music I guess. Our sources tell us he dropped out, to pursue raving, in Manchester, in the early 90's. Anachronistic? Only in your mind man. Slam currently has a hat bearing his name, blue glasses and a beard. He is standing near a yellow pyramid with some distant style lines in the background. Some or all of this is true, mostly the pyramid.