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Once upon a time, a girl name Jill Bill went out into space and didn't age. On her return to earth, she fell from the sky straight into a giant pile of jam. She would have been ok with it had it not been for the fruit lumps. Her view on jam was that it had to be of the smoothest consistency and the only time 'lumps' would be tolerated were as pits, from plums. These were ok as they were fun to pick out with a spoon and treat as gobstoppers. Jill Bill was covered from head to toe in sugary fruit, ruining her undies. From that day onward she was smart enough to carry some Spares.