AVAST! YE LAND LUBBERS, WERE COMING ASHORE! batten down the hatches and lock all ye doors Were coming for wenches, the young and the old were coming to pillage and plunder your gold cause we are the ones who sail the seven seas cause pirates we are and pirates we be!! YARRR! We be a Pirate band from the Murky depths of Perth, Terra Australis. Specialisin in piracy ballads and sea shanties a plenty! Guided at the helm by Bosun Hamish Firecrotch (aka Hanou Halliday) on vocals alongside Capt'n Pondacherry (aka Lethal Lee, Seventyfive Laydown) on bass and Barry "Double Sugartime" Fishguts Esquire (Seventyfive Laydown, The Bigness, The Crap), Dr Hook (aka Roy Zomerdyk) on guitars respectively. Featuring the cut throat drum stylings of Guybrush Threepwood(Aka Greg Turner, Solarii) and our latest addition Poopdeck Mike on KEY-TAR!
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