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As a baby, Sweetius “Sweet T" Theodophilus lived among wild boars before being found and adopted by a Greek-immigrant farming family. When the tusk marks adorning his body faded a preternatural aptitude for music emerged. Having fashioned his first guitar out of corn at the age of 3, Sweet T resides among a rare breed of folk heroes; like a wry and inventive Davy Crockett but with bigger ears.