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The Alaskan Malamutants

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Version 1activeAug 23, 2026, 5:39 AM
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There once lived a mummy dog and a daddy dog. They used to sniff each other and one day the aroma was so enticing that they decided to play hide the bone. As a result of the game the mummy dog was now eating for 3. Eventually she gave birth to a litter off pups and being a litter she put them in the rubbish. The 2 pups enjoyed living at the tip, running around and eating chemical waste. Unfortunately this left the pups deformed and mutated, but at the same time gave them special powers and made them genius sound manipulators! Being the genius sound manipulators that they were, they decided to start a band. Originally known as The Plutonium Pups, they released 3 albums and 47 homing pigeons. They eventually grew tired of their growing fame though and disappeared for 12 days. When they returned they had taken a more human like form and now had the ability to tie all sorts of different knots. They picked up were the Pluto-Pups left off, but now they wished to be known as The Alaskan

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