Armed with a high energy live show, songs from a forgotten century, and a terrible band name, The Barren Spinsters are the kind of band that Jack White would maybe join if he lowered his standards. They look like a two piece, sound like a five piece, and move like a hair piece. Frontman Brendon Houlahan plays guitar with his hands, bass with his feet, and sings with his face. Matt Tennant belts the drums really hard, sings a little bit, and wears really dumb shirts while doing it. Together,The Barren Spinsters deliver 70's blues rock with a modern thrashy twist. Much the same way that Wolfmother doesn’t. The boys have just dropped their latest album 'Let The Music Ruin Your Life'. From where specifically and from what exact height is unknown.
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