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After a 21 year pregnancy, José was finally born - much to the delight of his heartbroken mother. She was so relieved to have him out of there that she drop-kicked him as far as she could. Fortunately for José, he landed on a nice patch of grass. At first he resented his mother for kicking him, but then came to realize that sometimes, kicking is a good thing. José was amazed by all the new feelings he began to experience. He felt cold, he felt warm, he felt confused (with the occasional moment of clarity), but most of all, he felt peckish - hungry for something sweet. He began scouring the land for food. He searched for some time before he came accross another man - a tall man. "Hey Man.. do you know where I can find some food?" asked jose. The man looked into the sky with a deathly stare. He then reached into his pocket and pulled something out. It was unclear to Jose what was within this mans grip. "Hold out your hand" said the man. Jose tentitively placed his open hand infront