The Brothers Quim: Born down in the backwoods far from Bohemia, The Brothers Quim survived their early days by drinking thistle soup and skinning cats and rabbits for financial gain. At age 5 their Daddy sold their Mumma into forced prostitution and then put the boys out on the road to sell moonshine and perform as performance poets in a travelling freak show. After years of wandering the country and spells in boys’ homes and religious institutions, The Brothers Quim eventually ran away to the city, where they made a living hustling ageing divorcees into strip joints and sex clubs and selling deep fried sweet potato on the streets. From these humble beginnings The Brothers Quim went on to : - Obtain PHD’s in Philosophy, Economics and Humanitarian Studies from Oxford, Harvard and Cambridge universities respectively. - Launch the global enterprise A.S.S which operates holistically, embodying principles of equity and sustainability. - Found the Philanthropic Body and think tank A.S.S
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