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This band simply had to happen. Its formation was predicted by leading physicists as early as 1927. Sometime after Tristan released the acoustic beast within, it became obvious that he was a rocker at heart, and needed to get into that scene. After a long bonding session over the love of Portuguese Chili Chicken Burgers, he convinced the two porkers he knew only as Direz and Bling Fantasy to entertain the idea of a band. But this time, a few surreal and uncomfortable changes were made: the bassist sat at the drummers throne, and the lead guitarist unwillingly took hold of the bottom end. As far fetched as this sounds, it's working. Very well.