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INTRODUCING ... THE FEZ The Fez stumbled, writhing and bellowing, out of the primordial ooze about six months ago. Comprising Jackie Emery, Terry Maxwell, and Kieren Martin and Patrick Martin (they're brothers; they're not married, or anything), they play melodies, phrases, beats, sing lyrics, and have also been known to employ the odd chord change or two. They would like to change the world with their beautiful music, and they also believe it's impossible to eat too much mayonnaise.