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A direct result of corporate chemical-testing gone awry, The Gametes were unnaturally birthed into a fittingly unnatural world in the year 2017. Born under a strict, legally binding contract with their illegitimate father and CEO, Mr. Takiyama, The Gametes were raised to embody the quintessential business model. Their unique selling point: audio & visual entertainment. After years of clinical spum-trials, focus group testing and market research, The Gametes have arrived to increase revenue and brand equity to unprecedented levels. Their wholly unique concoction of surf-rock and weird-punk delivers a synergy that will have the target market tapping their toes in a rabid frenzy (N.B- potential side-effects include feverish migraines and loss of teeth). Their live shows provide an audio & visual spectacle that no other business can replicate. The Gametes have cultivated a new and fresh medium of corporate communication- if you wish to be a part of this technology, listen to The