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Once upon a time, there lived a happy couple named Adam and Eve. With the strenuous task of having to populate the world, they had some work ahead of them! God, liking his porn with a little sound quality, gave them music to get them in the mood. Eventually sick of Marvin Gaye’s ‘Let’s get it on’ they requested something steamier, raunchier, and something that would help with Adam’s premature ejaculation issues… God created "The Glare" Today there are over 7 billion people in this world including yourself. You’re welcome!