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Our story begins in Collaroy Police Station, December 20, 2008. A Mr. Swamp Donky was held under suspicion of involvement in a ram-raid attack on the Brookvale Mcdonald's. Meanwhile, a Mr. Spewborg was arrested for vandalising a Hungry Jack's bathroom. A Mr. Sweaty Joe was also incarcerated over a spree of vomit attacks on a KFC drive-thru attendant. As part of their detainment, the men were shaved, hosed, and thrown into a grimey cell together. Joe screamed at the guard, Donk whipped out his harmonica, Borg took a dump in the cell's one and only toilet. A band was born.