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The Jealous Much

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Version 1activeAug 21, 2026, 5:56 AM
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So apparently we’re meant to write our extended bio here, don’t know why anyone would really want to read a rambling nonsensical rant about how we formed this band, I mean, it’s really not that interesting, plus I forget most of it. Basically Nigel came up with the idea to form a punk band coz he wants to sell out one day and make a shit lot of money doing ads for butter like he’s punk rock icon. So if you’re interested in buying Nigel’s soul please contact us, he doesn’t care what you want him to sell, he’s just a money hungry whore who has absolutely no moral fiber, seriously, he would do ads for the North Korean tourism board he doesn’t care, as long as it pays well so he can feed his fleeting addiction of the week. Anyway, Evan joined the band as excuse to come over to Nigel's house to practice...why?...GOd i don't know...to play with Nigel's spiderman toys...who knows?.......who cares? Not quite sure why Scott Joined the band, mainly coz he can actually play guitar and frankly

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