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The Love Tree was planted in a suburban garden, where it has flowered and deflowered many times since the dawn of time (approximately June 2006). It is a sturdy organism, having survived the scourge of brick veneereal disease, amongst other afflictions of Terra Australis. It has not been featured on Better Homes and Gardens.