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The martyrs were brought together by a love of all things brown. This not only includes guitar necks and fine carpet, but chair legs and 70s interior. The band is made up of four lads: Brendan Rolling Stone says: 'A horrible car accident has left him atheistically displeasing.' Allan As seen on Backyard Blitz: 'During a recent stint in a shallow grave, acquired a taste for soil.' Dave Getaway reports: 'Whilst visiting Vietnam, had the displeasure of meeting John Farnham.' Dan "Dans soul is not visible in photographs, nor mirror." Says John Howard while addressing Australian Parliament. There are two singers. At a recent gig, I was unable to make out who they were. All four members were drooling and screaming incoherently. During the night, bar staff were required to help mop the stage. Despite all this, the young lads still manage to put together some leg slapping music. This is due mainly to the bodys reaction to their piercing wailing.