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Tom and Mark, born as the twin offspring of Rambo and a Grizzly Bear, realised at the age of 18 their extreme talent. This "talent" soon sprouted and made love to a leprechaun, producing Scott. He was born at the age of 16. After that they were joined by his friend Chris (also known at the time as Chris the Sexual Predator) under the name The Best, but were later disbanded after Chris's untimely death in a bar brawl with a female body builder. Since then the band has gone under the name The Rubber Souls and with their powers combined they formed the greatest rock trio ever to touch the face of this earth.