Version 1activeAug 25, 2026, 6:59 AM
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The fuckin' greatest band ever - they redefine genre's even as they traverse between them. They literally went back in time to fuck the mind of Mozart so that he could set up a base for them to work off. Maybe you've heard of the band's manager - his name is Satan. What's that? Stop the awesome? But you haven't even heard them play yet - is like Dio having sex with Jack/Meg White's love child, raise away in the mountains by Bob Dylan until he was 15, then attending Punk School with a little someone known as Meatloaf. After graduating she met Dio and they recorded their love... AND IT SOUNDS LIKE: THE FUCKING SHOELACE EXPRESS