During the dark ages, in a barren wasteland formerly known as Fitnesslab-dom... The king Gargravarr decreed that a fusion be made betwixt the genres of the blackest Metal to the zaniest Asian Pop-Opera, spiced with Alternative rock influences. He was presented with Train Kids and was greatly disappointed, on account of the lack of Asian Pop-Opera. He banished them into another dimension, ours, where they endlessly rock on, regardless of Asian Pop-Opera elements, or lack thereof. They made their home in the crevasses and dark places of a classical music school and a bass player's granny flat, where they used their manifold talents to scrape a living. Hugo's ability to shred the Kings incriminating documents pertaining to public defecating led him to shred out some tasty licks. Max's understanding of contrapuntal harmony in the style of Bach led him to write treasure maps, which everyone else were convinced were really good songs. Maddy, after asking someone else to take the facebook
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