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Vertical + Smirk = Thirty One – GuTITar / Lead Vocals Thirty-One's favorite past times include dog basket themed pornography and passionate trans-gender intimacy Sneaky – Bass / Whinging As a child, Sneaky was left deformed due to a bad lamp accident. Sneaky uses music as an outlet for her semi-retardation HB – Drums / Backing Vocals Tripod (also known as 'HB') enjoys long walks on the beach and candle-lit dinners and is a real ladies man. Vertical Smirk are fresh meat of the punk world, just appearing on the scene one day transformed through drunken tattoos, trendy new hair cuts and too much Punky Bruster. Inspired by Tom Cruise and your mum they have attempted to resurrect old school punk rock back into the scene with their safety pinned voodoo magic. Recent achievements include semi finalist status of A Red Letter Day band competition and learning how to tie their own shoe laces. Vertical Smirk have just release the 5 track "My Mum's Dead" EP demo featuring crowd favourites