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Windsor Thieves

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Version 1activeAug 25, 2026, 12:56 AM
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Okay, this is how it went. Two good looking twenty somethings; namely Cameryn and Ryan, turned down lucrative contracts with Simon Cowell’s One Direction. Consequently being shunned from the pop world and denied all of Simon’s worldly contacts, Cameryn and Ryan set out to establish the greatest, but most unknown band in the world; Windsor Thieves. Currently being generally inconspicuous in the urban surrounds of Melbourne, Windsor Thieves are slowly, but surely crafting a chest full of sweet, bitter, but mostly sweet melodic tunes for the ears of the masses. They use a drum machine called Ringo as well. They welcome all offers for drummers, friends of drummers, and friends of a friend’s cousin, who is a drummer to play in the band. They will respectfully decline, because they love Ringo. Their Ringo AND the real Ringo of course. Jan 24th- @ The John Curtin w/ Smiles.Rifles + The Tiny Little Houses. Feb 5th- @ The Grace Darling w/ Dear Time's Waste. Feb 11th- @ The Evelyn w/ Private

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