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xaxonic moocow

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Version 1activeAug 21, 2026, 5:39 AM
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The Xaxonic word 'moocow' has long held a deep power for all its people as it helped to defend the planet during the Mulvonacinic wars of 3587-3. It was only fitting that the super-group took on this name. Unfortunately, after Muffy and Hank were banished from the empire, the band were never able to quite repeat their past glory (Although the reunion tours did lead to the unification of the various spinning plate theories of Xaxon's great scientific super-brain fungus). Wormholes, as everybody knows, are inherently hard to stabilise as the negative energy requires just the right amount of trinatanaesium, but Professor K finally managed to achieve this great feat. Which of course now means that, once again, Moocow can play together as a band once more! Fortunately, for you Earthlings who can't hear the beautiful tones of the quizzanamitu as you would instantly pop out of existence from the former-self paradox, the band has decided to take up the musical instruments of Earth.

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