(Tony Abbott) NOT FIT TO REPRESENT Hey all you women Right across Australia Look who just walked in... Your Liberal representative Mr Tony Abbott MP He’s quite concerned The cost of your electricity Will rise, everybody knows... WHen it does can you afford To iron your husbands clothes? Hey all you same sex couples Watching other countries Let same sex be wed... Does it bother you that Jesus sleeps in Tony's bed? Chorus: Tony Abbot you might be Fit to wear lycra But you’re not fit to represent Australia Tony Abbot you might be Fit to wear lycra But you’re not fit to represent Australia Hey all you indigenous folks Tony’s generous Here’s a sweet job for you... Picking up white man’s trash Off the land he stole from you Hey all you people With a bad boss, husband or A father who’s a jerk... Tony says they do more good than harm So suck it up and make it work Hey all you scientists You climate change scientists Your science is under attack... The 97% of you must be deluded Coz Tony
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